The brewing king of India

As we all now sit in traffic for large periods of our lives, our cars have be come moveable temples.

Mine appears to be to the twin-headed god of Cadbury’s Twirl and Volvic. While in these temples we develop special forms of chanting and prayer. Most of them are common and site specific, such as that uttered on the Rock Ro ad - ‘‘Why, oh Lord, Why?”

Then there is the Your Car His Car Prayer. This is said as you sit in a row of €140,000 S Class Mercs and Range Rovers: ...