Get your bearings with GPS

FADE IN: SIDEWALK. WHITEGUY: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Pert Whiteguy welcoming you to another broadcast of Better Opportunities with Micro Business. This week on BOMB, we're on the road with traveling salesman Skip Overit, watching how he uses a Global Positioning Satellite to help him navigate his rounds.

Hello, Skip. Exactly what do you sell?

OVERIT: Self-esteem. I work for the Lookin good, Outasite, and Denial Company, travelling from town ...