Passwords are just one part of secure banking

There’s no way to talk about emoji (using anything other than emoji) in a way that does not sound ridiculous. The “kids these days” approach sounds obnoxious, the po-faced academic explanation is even worse, and the unfettered emoji-love (like I have) seems silly if I can’t communicate my delight with a smiling poop emoji. I’m about to do two of these three things.

Sometimes the only way I can express myself is ¯\_(’’,)_/¯, ...