Appetite For Distraction

This week, I got FIVE phone calls. Barbarians! Everyone knows phones are for texting, Twitter and YouTube

The good old days of land lines - but times have changed

One day last week, my phone rang with people looking to speak to me five different times. Now, I know you’re instantly wondering why I’m sitting here typing when I should be reporting this crime to the relevant authorities, maybe even the FBI. If films have taught me anything it’s that the FBI really mean business and are probably my best bet when it comes to tracking down the perpetrators.

The calls were ...