Adventures in Technophobia: The digital fitness tracker that wants to know everything about you

Can you really love something that is called a ‘Whoop’? It’s the first question that crossed my mind when my first Whoop arrives in the post. Inside the sleek black cardboard case is a very neat rectangular bit of tech, probably not much bigger than a Swatch watch face, with several interchangeable wristbands all in soft canvas and muted colours of green and cream. That’s all fine, except that I’ve one major hurdle: I can’t ...