Rude health: How to scrub up in style

Eve Lom facial. The treatment:

A facial with lymphatic drainage, muscle tension release and relaxation massage. What it is:

Squeaky clean skin. What it promises:

Four and a half out of five (extraction is never pleasurable). Pleasure rating:

€140. What it costs:

One hour and 15 minutes. How long it lasts:

Revive, Milltown, Dublin 6. Where to get it:

01-2604781. Tel:

Much to the disdain of my bank manager, I see facials as ...