Film: A dull ride to nowhere in particular

Reviewed: Cosmopolis. Directed by David Cronenberg. Rating: 1/5. John Ford: Dreaming the Quiet Man. Directed by Sé Merry Doyle. Rating: 4/5.

Robert Pattinson in Cosmopolis.

Reviewed: Cosmopolis

**Directed by David Cronenberg**

**Selected cinemas, cert 16**

**Rating:** 1/5

After a decade-long run of accomplished films, David Cronenberg suffers an excruciating blow-out with his stilted, stuttering adaptation of Don DeLillo's short novel **Cosmopolis**.

Cronenberg's take on the story of a 20-something billionaire taking a limousine ride across Manhattan is inert, self-conscious and simply not worth the destination.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson is Eric Packer, who has accumulated vast wealth by ...