Film: A dull ride to nowhere in particular
Reviewed: Cosmopolis. Directed by David Cronenberg. Rating: 1/5. John Ford: Dreaming the Quiet Man. Directed by Sé Merry Doyle. Rating: 4/5.
Reviewed: Cosmopolis
**Directed by David Cronenberg**
**Selected cinemas, cert 16**
**Rating:** 1/5
After a decade-long run of accomplished films, David Cronenberg suffers an excruciating blow-out with his stilted, stuttering adaptation of Don DeLillo's short novel **Cosmopolis**.
Cronenberg's take on the story of a 20-something billionaire taking a limousine ride across Manhattan is inert, self-conscious and simply not worth the destination.
Twilight star Robert Pattinson is Eric Packer, who has accumulated vast wealth by ...