Profile Brangelina

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Name: Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)

Appearance: perfectly coiffed and elegant at all times, a miraculous feat given that there are usually six children trailing behind them

Newsworthiness: after 12 years together and two years of marriage, Angelina has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences

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