Jane Ruffino: Why I won't get an Apple Watch

I probably won’t get an Apple Watch any time soon. Not because of the waiting list, or even the price.

It’s partly because of a decision I made one summer afternoon in the early 1990s. I scribbled on my driver’s licence, altering my birth date so it read ‘1973’, making me a legal adult. I picked a regrettable design from the wall, and let a barefoot biker called Al drill a thick black ...