Plateless, pointless and serving up a pup

The Dog’s Bollocks wasn’t available on the night we visited Porndog

Porndog, Montague Street, Dublin 2Maura Hickey

Porndog

Montague Street, Dublin 2

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Chef: Lee Bradshaw

Where to start with Porndog? A couple of weeks ago, it announced its imminent opening with a piece on an online news site that had many people, myself included, wondering if the whole thing was an elaborate hoax – a Dismaland for Dublin, perhaps.

It would “marry the notion of food porn with hot dogs”, according to the piece. There would be a cocktail ...