Plant yourself down at The Orchard
This is no ordinary garden centre - it is a garden centre on steroids
Café at The Orchard
Dublin Road, Celbridge, Co Kildare
01-6288903, the orchard.ie
Chef: Simon Collins
Here, in no particular order, are just some of the approximately 7,942 things that I would rather do on my day off than go to a garden centre:
● Give myself a leg wax with the cheapest, nastiest-looking kit I can find in the chemists;
● Take tea with Donald Trump;
● Read one of those I Talk ...