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All the world’s a stage – but not for some of us Pic: Agata Stoinska

If you would genuinely rather die than be dragged out of an audience to participate in whatever’s happening on stage, then you’re not alone

As I go on in life, I increasingly find the world divides into two types of people: those who enjoy being dragged up on stage, and those who would rather duck under the seat and start digging a tunnel, Shawshank Redemption-style, in order to escape the punishing conditions in which they suddenly find themselves.

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