Fifty shades of boredom
Cinema: Fifty Shades of Grey Directed by Sam Taylor-Johnson Nationwide, 118 Rating: **
It’s a peculiar complaint to make about a film famous for its sex scenes, but at least part of the trouble with Fifty Shades of Grey, the much-hyped, big-screen adaptation of EL James’ S&M novel, is that it’s just not erotic or sexy enough.
When you find yourself stifling a yawn during a scene in which our lip-trembling heroine Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) is being ...