Joanne McNally: Lorraine leads me a merry dance through life

I’m in an abusive relationship with Google Maps – but I can’t break free

10th October, 2021
Joanne McNally: Lorraine leads me a merry dance through life
I’m at the point where I can’t find my own nose without using my Google app, but at the same time I can’t bear her inconsistencies and her false positives and her ludicrous assumptions that I know where west is

Twitter: @jomcnally

I love a short cut, across land and life in general. For example, I am quite keen to be a tennis prodigy, but have no interest in learning how to play, I just want the ability to play tennis zapped into me with some sort of talent prod so I can hit the court and start dishing out slice serves with the precision of a micro Technik. I don’t...

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