Tech

Adventures in Technophobia: The eye massager you didn’t know you needed

Fancy looking like a lost member of Daft Punk while having your eyes massaged? Then this bit of tech is for you,

“It’s essentially a bit like a VR headset or elaborate goggles that looks-wise puts you somewhere in the Daft Punk section of COOL. Or perhaps early ROBOCOP”

The column this month is brought to you by ‘The things you never knew you needed and may not actually need’ type of tech. The place where foot spas, the umbrella drone (yes, an actual umbrella powered by a drone that hovers over your head in the rain) and the Japanese-invented vacuum cleaner shoes (enough said) also reside. Because let’s face it, an eye massager is probably not top of your tech needs right now.