The BLAGGER'S guide . . . to Cork slang

I'm going to Cork next weekend and I'm concerned that I won't understand anyone. What should I do? I have the solution.

Morty McCarthy's book, Dowtcha Boy!, aims to help us Dublin folk who have a problem understanding Cork lingo.

You'll remember Morty. He's the man who played drums in the Sultans of Ping FC while Niall O'Flaherty sang: “Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper/Wait a minute, where's me jumper?”

Enough! Enough! ...