The blagger's guide to celebrity secrets

Celebrities don't have secrets any more, silly. Heat and the National Enquirer find them all out.

Celebrities don't have secrets any more, silly. Heat and the National Enquirer find them all out.

Well, if they're so great, why don't you go out and buy them?

I'm an ABC1 reader, darling. I don't buy that kind of nonsense. So go on, tell me the gossip.

Well, according to David Hepworth, an author who has written a book called The Secret History of Entertainment, the person Jack Nicholson thought was his ...