Poked by Christine, walloped over the head with a cod by Elaine, wedgied by Fiachra. Monday
Today’s gift: blind albino tortoise ($1: limited edition of 1,200,000). Changed my profile picture to a group picture with me doing ‘nanu nanu’ hand signal. Got a message from Emmet: ‘‘Four-fingered nanu nanu was only introduced in second season of Mork and Mindy. Yours is three-fingered. Gobdaw.”
Poked by Ciara, raccoon-poked by Emmet, kneecapped...
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