Paisley left perplexed and wrong-footed by IRA

Since the IRA's final act of decommissioning, no interviewer has yet chosen to ask the DUP the obvious question: if you, as a member of the DUP, had been allowed to view the decommissioning process and even to bring a film crew with you, how would you have found proof that the IRA had decommissioned every weapon?

The answer, of course, is that there is no way of proving such a thing, either ...