Object of desire

If sleek industrial design, mortgage-requiring kitchen cabinets and ridiculously fast sports cars are among your obsessions, this hunk of metal is for you.

Not a piece of equipment from an engineering laboratory, nor a tool used during the Spanish Inquisition, it is in fact a steel corkscrew from FA Porsche.

Equipped with an in-built foil cutter, crank handle and coated corkscrew barrel, it handles dispatch corks with Teutonic efficiency.

Just be sure to ...