In the spotlight – Crazy frog

If only Crazy Frog were real. Then you could kill him. Depressingly, the cartoon amphibian with the motorcycle helmet is becoming more and more ubiquitous with each passing ad break.

This week, the Jamster frog's signature ‘beh-ding-ding-ding' tone, blended with the Axel F song, has been released as a single.

You presume no sane person would buy this, which just goes to show you how many insane people there are in the world.