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This is desperate, but in the final hours of Wee Willie’s tenure in the Pentagon, when it was all but clear that his tache was about to be clipped, there was a clandestine competition to compose the best limerick to describe his fate. The winner was

20th February, 2010

This is desperate, but in the final hours of Wee Willie’s tenure in the Pentagon, when it was all but clear that his tache was about to be clipped, there was a clandestine competition to compose the best limerick to describe his fate. The winner was the gentleman, whose party affiliation we shall not disclose for fear of charges of disloyalty, submitted thus:

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