Artistic Licence: The lurid life of Miley

Let it be stated for the record: I did not want to write about Miley Cyrus this weekend.

14th September, 2013
Journalists from here to Taiwan have already debated Miley's Mileyness at length. Frankly, I would rather have my arm chewed off by a terrier than write about that stuff.

Let it be stated for the record: I did not want to write about Miley Cyrus this weekend. The one-time Hannah Montana star has had quite enough column inches dedicated to her in recent weeks, ever since she showed up at the MTV Video Music Awards in a flesh-coloured bikini, gyrating and writhing against Robin Thicke and flicking her tongue like a particularly aggressive viper. Journalists from here to Taiwan have already debated Miley's Mileyness...

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