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Visiting a car mechanic is a journey into the incomprehensible

13th March, 2016
The car mechanic knows he has all the power Picture: iStock

‘It’s the sonic boom factor,” the car mechanic says (okay, he may have said something else, but this is what I heard). “There’s a warp in your discs.”

“Right,” I say, nodding and trying not to look like A Person You Could Say Just About Anything To and She Will Still Not Have a Clue.

“It’s the tracking on your perinatal synthesiser,” he says (again:...

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