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When someone drew a massive penis on the side of my car, it signalled the onset of my unexpected transition from carefree millennial to careworn adult

Nadine O’Regan

Arts Editor and Columnist

21st January, 2018
David Hasselhoff: no one would dare graffiti Knight Rider’s trusty KITT

Have I ever told you that I’m not terribly good at adulting? Well, I’m not. My favourite age is 27, and as Oscar Wilde might tell you, I have, of my own free will, remained that age for years. I eat avocados with relish. I like guys with beards. I visit hipster cities like Berlin and New York. I surf. I’m terrible at commitment. I work in the media, for God’s sake – the place...

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