Emer McLysaght: What if Greg Davies was your boyfriend?

The Taskmaster presenter isn’t just great at his job – he would also make a decidedly spiffing other half

24th January, 2021
Emer McLysaght: What if Greg Davies was your boyfriend?
Greg Davies: Any person you mention the Taskmaster presenter to admits, with very little persuasion, that they find him attractive

There used to be a deeply enjoyable segment on the now-defunct (and sadly missed) pop culture website The Toast. It imagined in great detail how wonderful it would be if a popular and known-to-be-sound celebrity was your boyfriend, and how he would indulge your whims and passions. Keanu Reeves, Stanley Tucci, John Boyega: they all got the generous “If X Was Your Boyfriend” treatment.

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