Sunday November 1, 2020

Appetite for Distraction: in which I discover my cat is very much not on lockdown

When you discover your kitty has been two-timing you with a whole other apartment, the cocktail of feelings is a bit complex

31st May, 2020
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More than a feline: My cat has been leading a double life. Picture: Getty

I’ve discovered the cat has been leading a double life. I mean, I can’t say I’m surprised. Cats are, after all, duplicitous and traitorous to their very core. But she’s been doing it right under my nose.

I was hanging out some clothes on the back patio (calling it the “back patio” makes it sound very grand and possibly implies that I have access to more than...

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